Writer's Workshop, Talking to Granny

Today's prompt from Writer's Workshop is: Write a poem about the last person you spoke to on the phone, based on the conversation you had.

Granny, dear

it's nice to hear

how you are this time of year

Yes, of course the family is well

What's that? you say?

your hip hurts like hell?

Oh, Granny Dear

it's nice to hear

what you'll be doing later this year

of course I, miss you too

Yes, I know

I haven't called you

Oh, Granny Dear

it's sad to hear

of my cousin's problem year

Dinner's done, I have to go

I love you, too

I hope you know

Goodbye, Granny Dear

it was nice to hear

of all the things you hold so near.

I know Granny's getting old

but really the truth must be told

I really could skip the part

of Granny squeezing out a fart

and of her stomach issues so

that she couldn't wait, she had to go

and the description of her underwear?!

that wasn't a fart she did in there!