I wish I liked wine, I really do. But, I don't. I keep trying different ones because people tell me, "Oh, try this one you can taste the pears, or the strawberry, or this one has a mild buttery taste, etc..." So, I try it, and...Yuck!
Maybe my palate just isn't "distinguished enough," (said with pinkie in air in my best Charles Emerson Winchester III impersonation, you know real fancy like,) but I keep trying, and I don't taste anything fruit like! It just tastes like dry nasty rubbing alcohol! It's made from fruit, why doesn't it taste like juice?!
But, I really do wish I liked it, because then,
I could be a Wine Whore and get a cool glass, like this!:
courtesy of The Wine Whore
But, I don't think I could get away with using it, when I don't like wine. What would I put in it? My milk?! (mmmm, it is a full bodied vintage with the essence of cow) Nope, don't think so. Then, I'd need a glass that said Whore Wannabe. ♪ I tell ya what I want what I really really want♪ (Spice Girls)
I could make one of my own, but, Pina Colada, Guinness Drinkin', Jaeger and Whiskey Whore, doesn't have the same ring! And, since, I lack the proper palette for wine, maybe I don't even qualify to be called a Whore, so, should I go with something like Shot Slut? ♪ Shot shot shot shot shots♪ (LMFAO)
Then, the next time I have a ♪ Whiskey Hangover♪ (Godsmack) I can blame it on my slutty ways.
I used to hate wine. I just kept trying it, and now I love it!!
ReplyDeleteI'd just put pork rinds in it. ;)
ReplyDeleteI do like wine now, but I always ask for the sweetest wine they have. My favorite now is a Condord, which really tastes almost like grape juice.
ReplyDeleteI love it...the shot slut! perfect! you could start a whole line!
ReplyDeleteI'm definetly a beer bimbo. Can I get a pint glass that says that?
ReplyDeleteI just got back from Vegas to find your shout out! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteLemme just say that it ain't easy being a wine whore... but the pay is great! :P