Nobody's Fool and Yo Tweeps

Beware, Don't trust anybody today! I don't care how innocent that little kid is, they are bound to throw plastic spiders at you, or trick you into looking into a kaleidoscope that will leave you with a black eye. Oh, sure, it's all fun and games until... someone pees on themselves because of some plastic wrapped toilet! Well, I'm nobody's fool! I♪'m not your fool, nobody's fool, nobody's fool♪ (Cinderella)

My April Fools history is not a good one. I lost my virginity on April Fools, really, true story. Yeah, what a joke that was. And, in one of the worst moments in my professional history, I was put on a warning on April Fools, for having returned to work after drinking a beer 5 hours before, that my boss paid for! Yup, it happened, no joke!

I've seen someone's car moved to a different parking lot after they left their keys on their desk, (thankfully, not me, I have enough problems finding my car, when it's right where I left it!) Oh, and then there was the guy who came to work only to find that his entire desk, and everything on it, had been wrapped in aluminum foil, and he had to unwrap, each and every one. A cool site to see, but again, glad it wasn't me. I don't know if I can even trust Google today, because they've changed their name to Topeka, and, well...

So, this year, this year, I'm not trusting anyone! What? You think you've broke your arm, and you need help?! Hope it doesn't hurt too much because you'll be waiting til tomorrow, because I'm not falling for that one, nope, nuh uh, ain't fooling me. I'm sitting riiiiight here... ♪I've seen enough and I'm over that I'm not nobody's fool♪ (Avril Lavigne)

♪Follow me, everything is alright♪ (Uncle Kracker)

YO TWEEPS

DIRECTIONS:
To play along and increase your twitter twaffic do the following:
1. Follow the first FOUR Twitter Twaffic hosts listed on the linky. Netiquette and courtesy! They'll reciprocate your love on twitter!
2. MAKE A BLOG POST LIKE I am doing. Copy and Paste these directions INTO IT.

3. Grab the YO Tweeps Twaffic Exchange Button pictured below from Supah's place. Put him in your post.

5. Put YOUR OWN twitter icon or simply a link on your blog post. It should directly link to your TWITTER PROFILE (like mine does, go ahead, click and see.)

6. Now link up the post that you just wrote to the linky!

7. Visit some other #YOtweeps linkers on the list.
8. Follow them if you choose and shout out to them on twitter that you are following so they can instantly follow you if they're on.

(Follow their blog as well if you're interested.)
9. If someone follows you JUST reciprocate on twitter. It's that easy.
10. You have to have a BLOG POST to do this.
P.S. If you want to get sponsors to pay you for your tweets, like I do, check out Tweetsponsor